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he stole all my thyme away

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NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

1. new year, new you.
   a. be unrecognisable. when if he passes you in the street, he shouldn't know who you are.
   b. learn to recognize your new self in the mirror.

2. be optimistic.
   a. he might join the army.
   b. he might get cancer.
   c. he might be hit by a tru

3. stop wishing bad things on good people.

4. start wishing good things on bad people.
   a. maybe he'll get a promotion and move far away.
   b. maybe he'll get married and move far away.
   c. maybe he'll

4. stop saying he's a bad person.

5. be good to yourself.
   a. there are better men. find them.
   b. there are better vices distractions ways to spend your time. find them.
   c. start doing things just because you want to.
   d. stop doing things because he would approve.

6. stop being so damn dependent on other's approval. new year, new you.

7. learn to recognize yourself in the mirror.
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queuentity's avatar
Seems a shame to change yourself in this way for someone else.